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Sunday, 28 February 2010

Ring of Fire

7.0 on the Richter scale. 8.8 on the Richter scale. These kinds of earthquake measures are not uncommon. The Pacific Rim counts all countries that embrace the Pacific Ocean, and these countries are known to be haunted by earthquakes and other natural disasters, following the movement of tectonic plates, volcano and under sea eruptions, etc. These disasters will happen, and no human being has the power to stop them - however sincere and dedicated the efforts may be. They generate world wide sympathy and a generous flow of relief funds. Because everyone knows that damages that are not self-inflicted can't be the cause of blame of those trapped by them. As nature will have it - there are limits to what human beings can be deemed responsible for.

For further information, please see:
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Tectonic_plates.png
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8540625.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_pictures/8540473.stm
http://edition.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/americas/02/28/chile.quake/index.html

Meta-Comment No. 18

The editor-in-chief of Paradoxical News believes very firmly in personal responsibility and accountability. Hence the below segment on blind fist fighting. But there are even limits to that. Forces majeures for instance. When your maneuvreability is limited to square feet, and you can't move an inch. When your chest is under pressure, and your health is endagered. When your roads are constricted, and your funds non-existent. When your lines of communication are blocked, and you can't do anything to get yourself out of your situation, because these efforts are constricted by stronger powers than you. Then all you can do is to stay put, play by the rules, try to appease the powers responsible above you - and hope for the best. Hence the below segment on blind fist fighting.

Thursday, 25 February 2010

Blind Fist Fighting

You spell like the blind fight! - goes an old saying. The problem in this scenario is not the visually impaired. All due respect. And the point here is not that the spelling at Paradoxical News on and off may be like the throwing of dice in a game of Yatzi. That may be, and sometimes corrections follow. The point is that the editor-in-chief of Paradoxical News has spent quite some time practicing blind fist fighting. It's been quite a challenge - and I must say, a bumpy ride. Spurting out dissatisfactions. Moving HQ. Just to mention a few punches.

So what is blind fist fighting? A new Olympic discipline started in Vancouver? Well, if you've seen the film Fight Club from 1999, based on Chuck Palahniuk's novel, directed by David Fincher, starring Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, and Helena Bonham Carter in leading roles - you may be able to picture the scene with Edward Norton towards the end. If not, go see (again). The point is not split personality. The point is what you do to yourself. You do not talk about Fight Club. You show it. Who cares about the spelling, anyway?

Homage to My Favourites

Victor Borge, Woody Allen, Alan Alda, Jerry Seinfeld, Jay Leno, David Letterman, Jon Stewart - just to mention a few. I grew up on these tv-people, and so many more comedians. They have caused me to bite in the blanket and shed tears of giggles so many times over. It goes without saying, that they can't be blamed for the less entertaining bits of Paradoxical News. I take the full responsibility there. But whenever I have managed to write something that is even remotely funny - I owe it all to them. And to so many others.

Good on Ya, Mate!

What's come over the funloving, openminded Australians? Whitney Houston has come back for a concert in Brisbane on 24th February - and according to CBS, fans and audiences were disappointed, and bashed her performance completely. Paradoxical News wasn't there, but it got the editor-in-chief thinking: How cruel do you have to be to a woman, who has had a very rough couple of years and undergone so many adversities that most people never experience themselves? At least she has made the effort - how ever incomplete it may have been - to make a comeback. Doesn't that count for something? A little empathy, perhaps?

When I'm so surprised of the rough reactions to her concert, it comes from my knowledge of the Australians. I have come to know many during my travels all over Australia - and I even spent the most hilarious Y2K celebration there - and was among the first to see the turn of the century surrounded by fun, cheering, and open Australians.

Whether in Brisbane, Cairns, Sydney, Adelaide, Melbourne, Canberra, Tasmania, Uluru, Alice Springs, Darwin, Perth, Monkey Mia, Albany, Kalgoorlie, or so many other places during my trips (hello again!) - I've met nothing but fun and open Australians. Always there to greet you, and to stretch out a helping hand. I'm just so surprised that at least the audience didn't consider that this performer has struggled to come back. All that is needed is a little empathy to get everything right again. It just doesn't get easier with a bashing from the get-go. Give Whitney Houston a tap on her shoulder - Good on Ya, mate! And she will prevail.

For further information, please see:
http://cbs2.com/entertainment/whitney.houston.brisbane.2.1518365.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wXUVHjzYDk&feature=related

Tuesday, 23 February 2010

Another Change of Guards

It's been stated many times over here at Paradoxical News why exactly it was founded - and the editor-in-chief has made the necessary disclaimers on the front page and in several segments along the way: sometimes politics become just one bit too paradoxical even for Paradoxical News to follow.

Although it's been fantastic to see that many new world leaders and Danish political roles play out within just a span of 1-2 years, perhaps also too much about a constant shift of new faces - in Denmark and abroad. More so than actual political programmes and actions. The editor-in-chief started out with the best of intentions, methods, and seriousity in Danish journalism (I know that at least some of my editors, professors, and co-students along the way will confirm the starting point) - but was caught up by the paradoxical events that followed that mixed up these serious intentions. And chose the right medium to report the events.

And though Paradoxical News fully recognizes the effort and the perseverance that Danish politicians have shown over the past years, this latest change of guards as of today will only be referred to by PN. If you have the mind and the perseverance to follow the political life and roles of this new - and in many cases non-descript - crew, feel free. Best of luck to the new gallery of people in Danish politics. The editor-in-chief hopes they will be having fun. It certainly has been entertaining up until now.

For further information, please see below:
http://www.dr.dk/Nyheder/Temaer/2010/Ministerrokade/0223032706
http://politiken.dk/politik/article908236.ece
http://www.berlingske.dk/politik/regeringsrokaden-er-paa-plads

Sunday, 21 February 2010

Sorry Time!

I forgive you, Tiger! In the aftermath of the heart-wrenching apology from US golf player Tiger Woods on Friday for his extra-marrital curriculum, the editor-in-chief of Paradoxical News would like to express support for a man who has the courage to take a public spanking. And the empathy to make a complete public announcement about his mistake. Proof that he is - paradoxically - just another human being.

For further information, please see:
http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/201002198096934/news/

Sorry Time! And while we are at it, why doesn't this editor-in-chief send out a sincere apology for all those people, whom I may have offended, disappointed, or compromised this year or in past years. No time is too soon. Spread the word and trend. Feel free to do likewise.

Sometimes you can't really be sure who you may have offended - but with my luck I'm sure that there must be some people out there. Friends, supporters, sponsors, teachers, superiors, inspirations. You know who you are. If not, why don't we include all people on the entire Paradoxical News THX list - and then some (just let me know) - that I may have wronged at some point:

http://paradoxicalnews.blogspot.com/2008/10/award-speech.html

Friday, 19 February 2010

Gade-Gate Status

Apart from the spin around it, Gade-Gate itself is at a stand-still while the police investigation goes on. Paradoxical News tried to get a comment from the one responsible for another investigation about the so-called special force soldier book (Jægerbogen) by former special force soldier from the defence in the fall of 2009, i.e. the man in charge from the judge advocate, Peter Otken, but he only had short comments:

'The judge advocate carries out investigations along the same lines as the Administration of Justice Act, like the police investigations. It is not until a file is taken to court that there is a duty to give liable explanations,’ he says.

How come that it is not left to the judge advocate to carry out a more thorough investigation of the leak in the Ministry of Defence?

’I can't explain that, but the judge advocate has the competence to investigate suspicion of punishable offences. And if you simply don't know who the culprit is, that must be the reason why the informer has turned the matter over to the police in Copenhagen. But I'm not in charge of that matter,’ Peter Otken explains.

Hasn't there been an internal debate whether the judge advocate should carry out that investigation?

’I have no knowledge of that. Contrary to the other case, where I'm in charge of the investigation and can make statements - I have no knowledge and therefore can't comment in this particular case,’ the judge advocate rounds up by giving information about the so-called Jægebog-case:

The Jægerbog-investigation and report from it was expected some time during the month of February. But so far the officially appointed examiner for the two main witnesses from the Ministry of Defence (Jesper Britze, IT-responsible, and Lars Sønderskov, in charge of communications) has taken a prolonged vacation out of the country in February. Which means that the witnesses paradoxically can't be interrogated. So according to Peter Otken the final report of the investigation is not to be expected before earliest after the end of February - and no one could say, says Peter Otken, if the case will drag out even further.

Two seperate investigations, possibly several trials, and lots of spin down the road. Gade-Gate is still on the move.

For further updates, please see:
http://paradoxicalnews.blogspot.com/2010/02/gade-gate-on-spin.html
http://paradoxicalnews.blogspot.com/2010/02/gade-gate-on-move.html
http://paradoxicalnews.blogspot.com/2010/01/defense-in-shambles.html

Tuesday, 16 February 2010

Gade-Gate on The Spin

Gade-Gate is not only on the move - it's on 'The Spin' now. Since last reported here at Paradoxical News, a long list of events have tumbled over each other in the story about the leak from minister Søren Gade's Ministry of Defence. Many events have been too paradoxical even for PN to cover. But a short resumé suffices: Defence Minister Gade's spin doctor, Jacob Winther, has reported documentarist Christoffer Guldbrandsen to the police instead of filing a slander case against him directly. Since that a DR/Danish Broadcasting Corporation employee - and close friend and co-worker on the Guldbrandsen documentary - had made a tape recording, allegedly with Jacob Winther, and allegedly proving Guldbrandsen's major claim against Winther.

DR claimed the tape recording back, and it turned out that after hearing the tape Director General of DR, Kenneth Plummer, would protect the source and therefore NOT publish it. Leaving all Danish media and the public in the dark. And now every editor-in-chief of all major Danish media are firing at Kenneth Plummer for locking up the tape. Among them editors-in-chief Bent Falbert from Danish tabloid Ekstra Bladet, daily Jyllands-Posten's Jørn Mikkelsen, daily Politiken's Stig Kirk Ørskov, tabloid B.T.'s Olav Skaaning Andersen, and daily Berlingske Tidende's Lisbeth Knudsen.

Alongside these events, several media people and other spin doctors are commenting the tape recording, saying that communication with a press officer and spin doctor is to be understood to be confidential background talk and not for quoting and publication, among them TV2 commentator and former spin doctor for Anders Fogh Rasmussen, Henrik Qvortrup. Others are claiming Jacob Winther's leave of office, due to a lapse of trustworth, among them Charlotte Aagaard, Defence reporter at the independent left wing daily of Information. Confused? You won't be after the next episode of Soa...arhm Gade-Gate.

Paradoxical News tried over and over again for the past three weeks to get a hold of Christoffer Guldbrandsen for a comment, since already speaking with Jacob Winther, Søren Gade, Søren Espersen, de facto PM Lars Løkke Rasmussen - see segments below (not easy at PN working with a phone line and a mailbox that apparently only give access to pro-government people).

Furthermore, today, PN tried to get comments from DR Director General Kenneth Plummer and news editor at DR, Ulrik Haagerup, again Christoffer Guldbrandsen, and again Jacob Winther (on vacation) - all with the purpose of getting more facts straight. But PN managed to get a short statement from chairman of the board at DR/Danish Broadcasting Corporation, Michael Christiansen (a politically influential person who has been criticized for meddling in Gade-Gate and Tape-Gate):

'I have no comments about the so-called leak story apart from the one I already made, which is that the Director General has my full support,' Michael Christiansen says (in keeping the tape recording under lock).

The paradox in all this? That a serious story about a leak from the Ministry of Defence with potential widespread consequences for Danish special force soldiers and national security - not to speak of the serious consequences of imprisonment for a ministry press officer leaking national security information to members of the press - has turned into a spin story with media people falling over each other to move the story away from the focal point - i.e. the PN angle: Gade-Gate on The Spin.

Sunday, 14 February 2010

If You Can't Beat Him - Kiss Him!

The editor-in-chief of Paradoxical News would like to send out a sincere Valentine for a very special man - he knows who he is - whilst at the same time sending a message for all lovers out there with an impossible man in your thoughts today: If you can't beat him - kiss him!

Saturday, 13 February 2010

Hook, Line, and Sinker

Time for storytelling!

A fisherman is sitting on the shore. He has put on his bait, thrown in his hook. Carefully prepared his fishing. Holding and testing his line. He now gets a strong pull and pulls back, fighting to get his catch. An exhausting power contest sets in. The fish must be huge, the amount of struggle he's in for.

On a distant, opposite shore sits another fisherman. He has put on his bait, thrown in his hook. Carefully prepared his fishing. Holding and testing his line. He now gets a strong pull and pulls back, fighting to get his catch. An exhausting power contest sets in. The fish must be huge, the amount of struggle he's in for.

The two fishermen can't spot each other. But both are convinced they have their great catch. Both convinced they will be victorious. They are hooked. Can't give it up. Both in too deep. Hook, line, and sinker. There's just an old fisherman's paradox for you.

Thursday, 11 February 2010

Meta-Comment No. 17

Observation. Insight. Stamina. Time. Patience. These skills are inherent and mark the true strategist. They can't be taught. They will board the apex and can carry the weight of secrets. The rest are just tacticians playing at it. The huger the desk, the larger the shoes and arm movements - the less of a strategist. Only a strategist can spot another strategist. My favourite strategist is sharp. But sadly - as yet - searching for foot soldiers. Patience will have him spot the strategist among them. It may take a while.

Wednesday, 10 February 2010

Gade-Gate on The Move

Since the onset of Gade-Gate, the Minister of Defence, Søren Gade, has been under pressure from the media to initiate an internal investigation of the leak of information about a covert mission of special forces in 2007. Allegedly coming from his special advisor and press officer, Jacob Winther. And the latest information is that the tape recording is said to have come from an employee at DR/Danish Broadcasting Corporation. Minister of Defence Søren Gade still maintains that a police investigation is sufficient.

’I hope that citizens of this country – like myself – have great confidence in the police force. And as I've said several times, naturally we will assist the police as best we can. We have provided them with the information we have. I've said - like the chairman of the foreign policy committee - that if anyone has information, to shed a light on this matter, I think that they should go to the police,’ Minister of Defence Søren Gade said yesterday. A point he maintains today at an open asking time with the joint opposition.

The minister was asked what information he had given to the police.

’Among other things the lists with the group of people, who had information before the meeting in the foreign policy committe in 2007. That was what was laid as a basis for the consultation, now given to the police,' he elaborates about the long list of people within the Ministry of Defence and its affiliate personnel institutions who knew about the covert mission.

Minister Søren Gade was then asked if it wasn't best if his chief press officer was relieved of duty during this investigation.

’Like elsewhere, we have no double standards in the Ministry of Defence. And in all other connections, both journalists and politicians claim that a person is innocent till the opposite is proven,' he maintained, until further standing by his press officer.

Paradoxical News wondered if a political paradox with these national security implications is to be left to a police investigation alone, and at that left to one police officer as the story goes, and so asked the de facto PM Lars Løkke Rasmussen (V):

PN: How can you live with the fact that this matter is to be left to a common police investigation - and as such not under witness liability?

’We rely on the police to investigate these matters. A leak from the foreign policy committe is an action liable to punishment. It is an offence of the penal code. And it is a police matter to uncover. Apart from that I have to refer to the Minister of Defence...,’ de facto PM Lars Løkke Rasmussen responded.

PN: Shouldn't the investigation be carried out by the judge advocate - where questioning of the sources is carried out under witness liability?

’I have to refer to the Minister of Defence for an account of this matter. I can only say that DR is running stories about this day after day, more than insinuating that an employee at the Ministry of Defence has done something illegal. If that is the situation, actions should be taken. And the ones who have proof should lay it out openly. Anything else is indecent,’ the de facto PM Løkke Rasmussen maintains.

PN also asked the Søren Espersen (O) from The Danish People's Party in his capacity of member of the foreign policy committee.

PN: If the matter and the tape recording is subject to a civil case why should the tape be produced here, is that reasonable?

’No, but many people and the media are debating this issue. It is not reasonable that we are to wait for maybe fifteen or eighteen months, before we have a resolution. So if someone has the proof of someone who comitted a criminal act, they should go to the police with it. I think that this is the duty one has,' was the opinion of Søren Esperson (O).

PN: But is it satisfactory with a common police investigatioin which is not carried out under witness liability?

’A police investigatioin may not be under witness liability, but I still think that it is fair enough for the police to investigate the tape recording. That should be fine,’ Søren Esperson refrained from demanding any further internal legal investigation in the Ministry of Defence.

Here it comes, here comes the paradox: As Winther-Gate has turned into Gade-Gate, Paradoxical News wonders if a national security leak is in the hands of a single police officer? It would seem that PN will never run out of news stories to cover.


For an update and further information, please see:
http://paradoxicalnews.blogspot.com/2010/01/defense-in-shambles.html
http://www.dr.dk/nettv/update/?video={db2f2b7f-0ad4-4dbc-8294-2cb193befa4c}

Friday, 5 February 2010

The Pinkie Paradox

If you offer China your little finger - the country will end up taking your whole arm. To be coined here at PN as The Pinkie Paradox. Now China is really boosting its muscles with the USA, playing hardball. The 'offence' being President Barack Obama's decision to sell $6 billion dollars worth of weapons to Taiwan, an old thorn in the eye of China. So now China's feelings are hurt. According to Chinese analyst, Victor Gao, a director of the China National Association of International Studies, in an interview with CNN's Christiane Amanpour.

Right. If you start with the old feelings argument, how can you ever solve the problem with political means? And guess what - the US feelings are hurt too. And more importantly, so is the country's sound mind. If China wants the pinkie, take it. But the country won't win the arm's race - as it were - over Taiwan. There's just that legitimacy issue with the international society to solve first. Play the economic card, and the US legitimacy card will trumph. Play the power card, and the US power card will trumph again. Because the threat is just what nobody can stomach. And China knows this. This is why they're only being offered the pinkie every time. China just has to solve that little paradox first - The Pinkie Paradox.

For further information, please see:
http://edition.cnn.com/2010/US/02/04/china.relations/index.html

Thursday, 4 February 2010

The Material Girl & The Money Maker

Lovers and Fighters. Could someone please find a couples' therapist for USA and China? These two super powers keep shifting between courtship and fighting. This time a battle over Barack Obama's side affair with Dalai Lama. China won't accept such extra-marital affairs. And now China is threatening USA with economic pressure. Threatening to cut the credit card into two pieces, to stop the shopping binge. So who really wears the pants in this scenario?

Subsequently, the USA demands that China revalue its currency, because the yuán, President Obama says, is kept at an artificially low level to give China an unfair advantage in selling its exports. 'I don't want your material goods, I just want a lover' - seems to be the message.

Paradoxical that these two fighters and lovers can't make up for good. They both know they need each other. China for legitimacy, and partly for the spreading of a US cultural image of the good life to its growing middle class. And with China's hands deep into the pants - the real treasury - of the USA, the USA needs this massive bread winner for its livelihood. A match between The Material Girl and The Money Maker. A match made in heaven gone wrong. So please find a couple's therapist. Fast.



Source:

BBC World - and the US Sensus Bureau


Wednesday, 3 February 2010

Nicaragua: Pact Revival

Oh Dear, here comes The Pact again! In Nicaragua the so-called pact (El Pacto) has been revived (if it ever died down). According to founder Chamorro's CINCO/Centro de Investigación de la Comunicación, the political winds are blowing in much the same direction as around the turn of the Millenium, when the so-called pact was originally made between Daniel Ortega's FSLN/Frente Sandinista de Liberación Nacional and former president Arnoldo Aléman's old party PLC/Partido Liberal Constitucionalista. They simply split the political power between these two major parties on each side of the political centre, and split the state institutions likewise. With limited room for maneuvres of opposition parties, and with Ortaga now ruling by decree.

Nicaraguan President Arnoldo Aléman served from 1997-2002, after Conservative Violeta Chamorro, and exchanged in 2002-07 by centrered Enrique Bolaños - who simply had no succes in ruling due to The Pact in the parliamant and state institutions. Former President Aléman was out on a ban when his presidential period ended. For a while. On 7 December 2003 he was sentenced to a 20-year prison term for a string of crimes including money laundering, embezzlement, and corruption - but this was later overruled again.

In 2006, when I last visited Nicaragua in the aftermath of the 2006 presidential election, there were already widespread rumours that Aléman, though sentenced to imprisonment, was seen on several occasions around town in Managua, and that his sentence would be overruled. Due to The Pact. The rumours maintained that Ortega won his election as part of this pact (he spoke up for the church and against abortion to make his part of the deal, as the story went). And that Aléman would be out and once more running for president after his sentence would be overturned.

Lo and behold! Last year, on 16 January 2009, Nicaragua’s Supreme Court did in fact overturn the 20-year corruption sentence against the former president. And CINCO now reports in the latest edition of the 'Boletin - Perspectivas 2010', that Aléman will be running for president at the next presidential election in 2011. But of course, you should never listen to local rumours in the streets of Managua. Although the latest jungle drums from end of January now reports that the Tribunal considers to re-open two other cases against Aléman...

Paradoxical Pact aside, maybe Ortega is not quite done serving as President?

For further information, please see:
http://www.cinco.org.ni/
http://www.cinco.org.ni/archive/173.pdf
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnoldo_Alemán
http://www.laprensa.com.ni/archivo/2009/enero/16/noticias/ultimahora/306700.shtml
http://www.laprensa.com.ni/2010/01/29/claves/Arnoldo%20Alemán
http://paradoxicalnews.blogspot.com/2009/06/nicaragua-in-political-quicksand.html

Meta-Comment No. 16

The media are like a teenage flirt. The less you court her, the easier she is to get. The more you want her, the harder she plays to get.

Sunday, 31 January 2010

To Move Those That Count

Critics, many Republicans - and Fox News! - will not let Obama off the hook. Which is pretty much business as usual. Fine. After his State of the Union address this week, apparently he wont move Republicans. But those that really count. THX.

US politics is much too important to the American people to be left to soap box hollars. They will be there no matter who's in charge. It's about what really counts for the Americans.

Defence in Shambles

For more than a week a debate - or scandal? - has been running in the Danish media. Film documentarist Christoffer Guldbrandsen revealed in the film magazine Ekko, that in 2007 a leak to TV2 News Afghanistan reporter Rasmus Tantholdt allegedly came from the Ministry of Defence, that Danish special force soldiers were to be sent on a mission to Iraq. Highly controversial because the parliament wasn't informed about the mission till one day after the leak to TV2. This means an offense that could lead to imprisonment. And furthermore, because the leak could potentially endanger the lives of the special force soldiers, whose mission demands secrecy.

Film documentarist Christoffer Guldbrandsen maintains in the film magazine and in the major Danish dailies, that the information about the leak in connection with his documentary is valid, and that it came from the spin doctor of Minister of Defence Søren Gade - Jacob Winther. He maintains that he has a recording of the leak. The spin doctor denies the allegations and threatens through his lawyer Guldbrandsen with a civil law suit.

For security reasons in the Ministry of Defence, this could have severe consequences for minister Gade. Since the onset of the so-called Gade-Gate, both main characters - Jacob Winther and Christoffer Guldbrandsen - have been in radio silence themselves since the beginning of last week. Leaving all press communication to their lawyers. Leaving all comments to all other mentioned and implied persons, from TV2 political reporters to Minister of Defence, Søren Gade.

Paradoxical News managed to make a hole through to the central person, spin doctor Jacob Winther, just before this weekend (just before his threat about the civil law suit, and just before speaking with minister Gade about the issue). Here's how he responded to the allegations:

Do you understand why you're the suspect of the leak as a spin doctor and special counsel to Søren Gade?

'I told Ritzau (news agency), that I won't get into why I am suspected, and who believes what and why.'

Why would Guldbrandsen point to you, if it has no bearing? And isn't it natural that suspicion falls on you in your capacity as political advisor and spin doctor?

'I can't say what is natural and what is not. I never talked with Guldbrandsen, so I don't know what he bases this on and what he will do.'

Apparently that you made a call to Rasmus Tantholdt from TV2?

'It doesn't change the fact that I never talked to Guldbrandsen, and I have no idea why he puts this forward. I can't comment any further, and I don't want to make an interview about what I believe, what the motive could be, and why Guldbrandsen says as he does. But I would have liked to talk with Ekko, if they had called me before printing their article. But they didn't. If you give air time to someone with an undocumented allegation - I find that strange.'

Can't you recognize the widespread thought, in your capacity as special political advisor, that people point to you?

'Not really. But I've found, that when you have a title as special advisor, you can get yourself involved in practically anything. I don't understand it, but this is how it has turned out.'

But your response is that the leak did not come from you?

'Yes, I said that to anyone who wants to listen to me.'


Later, the information came that Guldbrandsen had the leak on tape - through his lawyer. What remains to be seen (heard) is this tape that Guldbrandsen claims to prove the leak. And it will not be publicized before an actual trial, according to Guldbrandsen's lawyer.

To leak information that has bearings on the security for Danish soldiers on a mission could give up to 12 years of prison in Denmark. There is no protection of sources in effect if the potential crime could give more than four years of prison. And the potential time Guldbrandsen could face is a couple of years of prison for slander, aggrevated because of Winther's public position in a ministry. PN tried to get comments from minister Søren Gade, film maker Christoffer Guldbrandsen, and editor-in-chief of the film magazine Ekko - with no such luck, because of a pending law suit. Paradoxically most other Danish media got comments from Søren Gade, whereas PN got from the central person, but not the others involved. What is Paradoxical News - if not paradoxical?

Record Collection

130.662.190 Danish kroner. This is the amount collected during Saturday evening's Danish collecion show Danmarks Indsamling. Pretty good for the past few weeks' work. To be split between 12 development projects for women in Africa - and the earth quake victims in Haiti. Last year's Danmarks Indsamling collected a little over half that amount, about 78 million Danish kroner. So things will get moving again - in Africa as well as in Haiti.

Wednesday, 27 January 2010

Free at Last

Today is the 65th anniversay of the liberation of the Auschwitz death camp. The Yom HaShoah, or Holocaust Remembrance Day, is usually held in the month of April. But on 27th January 1945 the Auschwitz camp was liberated by the Soviet Red Army after the demise of about one million Jews - alone at Auschwitz, and a total of six million Jews. So why do we commemorate this day? Because it must never happen again.

For further information, please see:
http://edition.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/europe/01/26/auschwitz.liberator/index.html
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8483017.stm

State of The Union

President Barack Obama's State of the Union Address this week is critical: What is the state of the union? What is he to tell Congress? He inherited two wars, Iraq and Afghanistan. He inherited an economy in turmoil after the bank and real estate crises. He inherited a climate change challenge with the USA on the side line of the Kyoto treaty. He inherited continued terror threats to mainland USA. He inherited inherent opposition to change of the health care system. So what's a president to do?

Obama's situation is much the same as any president in modern times: He inherited challenges from the former presidential period. And he's being critisized no matter what he does. In the minds of Americans, it all boils down to the economy and safety - job creation, a stable income, health care, and security. So all Obama can do is to fight for what he believes in. Fight for change. Fight for security. Fight for the Americans.

Republicans are not letting him off the hook. Paradoxical, really, because he shares values with them. Isn't it odd, that Republicans, often religious, god fearing, good people, with a soft spot when it comes to charity, family values, and security - will agressively fight the political projects of this president? He even bridges over to Republicans on many issues, like security. And he will continue to make that effort in order to create coherence in US politics. The bridge builder - the Pontifex Maximus - will continue to move from disappointment to disappointment towards success with unbeaten enthusiasm. Because it can be done. Obama will reach out to the good nature and soft hearts of Republicans. Because they can be moved. This is the State of The Union.

From Denmark with Love

Haiti or Africa. Every human being counts, when every krone is counted after the national collection for the needy is set in motion this upcoming Saturday 30th. Danmarks Indsamling 2010 (Danish Collection) is a joint effort between DR/Danish Broadcasting Corporation and twelve relief organisations and NGO's:

The cash collections will be possible through sms/text messages, collection boxes, and a telethon. And a grand show will take place at the Tivoli Concert Hall Saturday 30th from 19-24 (7PM-12AM). Be active, be a part of it, and give your contributions. Relieve yourself in order to relieve others. From Denmark with love.

For further information, please see:

Tuesday, 26 January 2010

Another Flight of Relief

82 tonnes packed onto eight trucks. This is the amount of additional relief being sent to Haiti from the Unicef warehouse HQ in the Copenhagen Freeport over the next couple of days - expected to reach Haiti Wednesday via flight today from Amsterdam to The Dominican Republic. Wooden boxes with tents, from one huge tent HQ of 240 square metres, to several other medical station tents of 72 square metres.

Most of the boxes contain jerry cans for water storage for hospitals and other relief facilities, family water kits - containing plastic buckets, ten litre jerry cans for water storage, and packages with water purifications tablets. Along with oral rehydration powder and RUTF/ready to use therapeutic foods with nut paste and nutritiants.

Another flight of relief is on the way. The help is on the move. With the unsettled situation in Haiti, the paradox seems to be how to get the relief all the way across to those who need it most.

Friday, 22 January 2010

Second Life News Flash

He's just sitting there all day, playing online games with his game figure. A virtual female human figure. Right now his game figure is out on an outpost, out on a ban, and she's just waiting to revive and re-enter battle. The female game figure has survived over and over again and can block deadly attacks with a 75 percent guarantee. A cat with - at least! - nine lives. The man playing has no real life beside the game.

As much as you can choose to celebrate the virtual second (third, fourth, and...) lives of these game figures, it is just that - virtual second lives. Paradoxically not many people celebrate people who survive hard blows on their lives, or deadly diseases threatening to end these lives. Real lives. So here's a second life news flash: Some people have second lives - in real life. Let's celebrate that instead.

Sunday, 17 January 2010

He Still Prevails

According to a poll made by ABC News and Washington Post published today, Barack Obama's approval ratings are 15 percent lower than one year ago, based on his overall performance in office. With about eight in ten Democrats supporting, and about the reverse figure Republicans disapproving. Although the same poll states wide support for his personal qualities. The disapproval rates are caused by the difficulties in realizing the political election promises. A permanent political paradox - since the success of any president depends on passing bills in the two houses - and support from Democrats and Republicans alike. A reform political programme will always meet more inherent resistance to change than a status quo political programme - because You know what you have, but you don't know what you're gonna get. Taking this angle into account, he still prevails.

For further information, please see:

Still Signs of Life

There are still signs of life under the rubble in Haiti. About 70 people have been pulled out from the ruins alive. And today, a Danish UN worker Jens Tranum Kristensen was found alive under the rubble of the collapsed UN building. This makes the efforts to raise cash through donations even more compelling. Please see the foundations of Bill Clinton and George W. Bush here for some of the channels to raise cash for the Haiti population:

Clinton Haiti Web site: www.clintonfoundation.org/haitiearthquake
Bush Haiti Web site: www.georgewbushcenter.com/haiti
Options/Denmark:

Saturday, 16 January 2010

Haiti Devastation Calls for Global Action

Desperate situations yield desperate actions. The situation in Haiti is far from resolved, since the earthquake January 12 with a magnitude of 7.0 on the Richter scale. But there is still hope that the UN and international aid organisations will find ways to resolve the desperate status quo. The current status is a problem of getting the help across under the current security conditions in the country. Catastrophes just take time to resolve.

For further information, please see:

www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/americas/01/14/haiti.../index.html

www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/americas/01/16/.../index.html

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8462949.stm

http://www.un.org/apps/news/infocusRel.asp?infocusID=91&Body=Haiti&Body1

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/haiti-earthquake-help-victims/story?id=9547030

http://news.blog.lemonde.fr/2010/01/15/une-situation-sanitaire-catastrophique/

http://www.dr.dk/Nyheder/Udland/2010/01/16/041931.htm

http://nyhederne.tv2.dk/article/27796484/?rss

Magnitude 7.0 - HAITI REGION

Meta-Comment No. 15

If no news is good news - then how do you explain the massive use of Breaking News segments on world wide tv channels, the internet media, and the print media? From massive floodings, to wars in Afghanistan, Iraq, and beyond. And from terror related plots to major economic scandals. To the current devastating situation in the poor nation of Haiti. It would appear that no news is good - but more news even better. Just another news paradox.

Paradoxical Update

Paradoxical News once again moved HQ and would like to express its regret for the less fluent flow of paradoxical news. Paradoxically, even in these times of serious matters and major headline stories. The editor-in-chief once again thanks supporters for their loyalty to PN.

Saturday, 2 January 2010

You Had Me at Hello!

Lost and found: Here's the thing - if you really love something, you're bound to lose it at some point. Sometimes you find it again. The trick is to make a hole through. My love is Journalism. Information. News. Writing. Media. The real stuff. The trick is to get your wire through. It's been a decade now. So what does the media industry really want? A little more aggressive? A little more sharp? At least have a look at the stories, the efforts, and the strategies below. Paradoxically, the wire through was PN. The maybe not so real stuff. And even at Paradoxical News some stories are too paradoxical. Forced by circumstances, I've simply had to loosen the grip. But my love stays the same. And I'm still here, if there's an opening. Reporting. Re-enactments or pre-enactments. Infotainment. Fiction or fact. You had me at Hello!

Thursday, 31 December 2009

Happy New Year!

As the year 2009 is running towards a close, and the decade is about to turn into a new one, the editor-in-chief of Paradoxical News would like to thank every follower of PN. And in particular the PN network, without the help and guidance of which nothing would have been possible. With a blurred vision, but not tone deaf, the editor-in-chief may have been preoccupied with other matters and crises to attend to. Still, 2009 has been a fairy tale ride. Don't believe for a second that it has gone by unnoticed. Thank you, I wish you all the very best. Happy New Year!

Thursday, 24 December 2009

Happy Holidays!

Paradoxical News would like to wish all readers, supporters, and friends of the niche publication the best possible holidays. No matter what the current circumstances - and whether it be in the nest of the family, with friends, alone, or on the job. With heart and warmth. Hope to see your smiling faces soon!

Sunday, 20 December 2009

COP15 Deal According To Sarkozy

’Monsieur le President!,’ the French journalists initiate their questions. The time is well after half past ten PM on Friday, and they have been waiting patiently in the conference hall at Hotel Crown Plaza for more than half an hour for Nicolas Sarkozy to arrive and present the results of the negotiations for COP15 at Bella Center in Copenhagen.


’I think, that the deal we have now agreed upon is a positive deal, because it comprises the entire international community. The text we have made is not perfect. And eventhough it isn't legally binding before 2010, this deal has been made with the United States. And Kansler Merkel will arrange a conference in Bonn six months from now, in order to prepare for Mexico next year,’ Nicolas Sarkozy explains the outcome of the COP15 negotiations leading up to the next COP in Mexico in December 2010.

In Bella Center the collect international press has been referred to the screens to follow the speeches in the plenary hall, while all negotiations have taken place at closed meetings as bilateral and multilateral negotiations far from the scrutiny of the press. But here Nicolas Sarkozy unveils what took place behind closed doors as an explanation to the many cancelled press conferences during Friday at Bella Center.

’Angela Merkel, Gordon Brown and I have met about twenty times to clarify our positions. With 192 nations present it has been difficult,’ Nicolas Sarkozy elaborates about the negotiations in Bella Center during the past few days, where he also spoke with Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama several times.

’Yesterday [i.e. on Thursday] we had two texts on the table, one overall text and one convention text for the negotiators. We wanted the overall text with a political declaration with twelve paragraphs to stipulate that the governments of the 192 countries should respect the deal,’ the French president further explains about the developments.

Nicolas Sarkozy admits that there were severe tensions during the negotiations:

’There have been many tensions during the conference, I can't hide that. And some countries have chosen to leave the conference. But if we hadn't made this deal, two important countries like China and India, representing over two billion people out of six billion, would have stood outside of the elements of the deal. And the United States would have been exempt from responsibility of all elements of the deal,' Nicolas Sarkozy elaborates.

According to Sarkozy the great complications during the COP15 negotiations are due to the different fora, like G8, G20, and G77 countris. G8 consists of the seven largest economic powers plus the EU. G20 consists of finance ministers and central bank managers of the 19 largest eonomic powers plus the EU. And G77 is a coalition of the 77 poorest countries. And all of these fora were at play during the UN negotians on climate change during COP15:

’G20 can make decisions. But today we have had a crisis and a complete block. When you can't vote on anything, how are you to make decisions? There have been several countries with enormous power, because they know that when you can't reach a consensus, you can't make a decision. We have had a situation, where for instance the ambassador of Sudan has spoken on par with the American president and kansler Merkel. They haven't been on the same political level and with the same capacity for making decisions. This system has caused the collapse. So the system needs to be changed,’ the French president states his opinion.

Despite the above difficulties a political COP15 accord was made, that obliges the countries to four important elements. Firstly, all countries accept that global warming can only rise with a maximum of two degrees celsius. Furthermore, all countries have agreed to hand in their written statements with figures on their own CO2 emissions from 2015 to 2020. That means that the deal will have an attachment with objectives for reductions of each country, including China, India, South Africa, and Brazil. These objectives are to be presented in the month of January. Next, the countries accept to make obligatory evaluations of their respective efforts. And the fourth element is that the countries agree on introducing an innovative financing, including the United States. The countries agree to give ten billion dollars per year to the poorest nations in 2010, 2011, and 2012.

Furthermore, all countries have accepted to raise the development aid to 100 billion dollars from 2020. Of which the twenty percent is dedicated to combat deforrestation, and forty percent dedicated to development aid in Africa. That means two billion for reforrestation in 2010 - and 20 billion in 2020.

At the press conference mainly comprising the French press, Nicolas Sarkozy was confronted with critical questions from the journalists. Among them one question was, if this wasn't simply a voluntary, political accord with no real legally binding engagements. Sarkozy replies:

’No the accord isn't voluntary, since the figures of each country will be published and attached as an annex to the accord. So the figures oblige politically. Second, there is an obligation to implement the accord about the precise figures into the national legislation. Each country is obliged to deliver the figures of their individual reduction objectives immediately. Not in 2020, but immediately. And each country is obliged to publish their reductions annually, so that inspections can verify them.’

Next stops: New York, Bonn, and Mexico:

PN confronted Nicolas Sarkozy with the question of an international legally binding deal for all countries.

’We didn't manage to agree upon a legally binding deal in Copenhagen. And I don't know how we should have prepared an actual treaty. Ban Ki-moon will preside the efforts to prepare a treaty from the month of September in New York. A deal of more than a hundred pages. So there's first this political accord in Copenhagen. Then both Europe and the United States want to turn the political accord into a treaty. Therefore France insists on a mid-way summit in Bonn. The political accord should lead to a treaty to be realized in Mexico next year. This treaty should include both China and India,’ the French president explains about the outlook for climate negotiations in 2010.

Paradoxically, it will take the Conference of The Parties (COP) a whole series of world wide travels and a huge amount of CO2 emissions in order to stop the CO2 emissions.

Counter-Capitalist Climate Coalition

Capitalism is the one major climate sinner, and all ills of the globe could be cured, if it weren't for the capitalists. This reading of the world according to Hugo Chavez, President of Venezuela.

In a show case press conference during the COP15 climate summit at Bella Center Chavez showed up on Friday afternoon, supported by a panel of Bolivian President Evo Morales, and representatives from the Nicaraguan, Cuban, and Ecuadorian governments. All representing Communist and Socialist countries. Or what you might call a counter-capitalist climate coalition. From Chavez to Morales the conclusions were absolutely clear: to combat climate change it would take a radical change of the capitalist economies. The argument was deforrestation by - Capitalist - international companies. And the remedy was a - Socialist - revolution.

Paradoxical News was once again paradoxed - isn't China (and formerly the Soviet Union and its heavy industry model in developing countries) among the heavy polluting countries with heavy industry, coal firing, and the highest CO2 emissions? And so asked Hugo Chavez, but was immediately knocked out by numbers:

'You can't compare these countries. China has a population of 1,4 billion inhabitants, and the United States about 300 millions,' Chavez rebuffed PN, albeit in the most charming way (China population 1,334,790,000, and USA 308,188,000, according to Chinese and US Official Population clocks as of December 2009).

The logic being - if you outweigh others by numbers, you're simply not responsible. In particular if you're a Socialist nation, as the argument went. A follow up to his rebuff was complicated by a Teflon-like surface that repelled counter-questioning, and a swift moving on through the press crowd. In the most charming way, of course.

COP15 At Bella Center

During the COP15 summit at Bella Center I once again met with Achim Steiner, UN Under-Secretary General and Executive Director of The United Nations Environment Programme/UNEP (please see: http://paradoxicalnews.blogspot.com/2009/12/global-warning-from-melting-pot.html).

Achim Steiner appeared in the documentary film Hope In A Changing Climate by John D. Liu, film maker, environmental educator, writer, and speaker. Paradoxical News viewed the film on Thursday 17th in Copenhagen, presented by The Environmental Education Media Project/EEMP.

And on Friday at COP15 in Bella Center PN took the chance to ask Steiner about the various development programmes which included a reconstruction and development of the Loess Plateau earth terraces in China for the sustainability of the local population.

But how will projects like these make up for the coal production and CO2 emissions of China?

'This project was not necessarily intended to compensate for that. And let us remember that most countries did not know that they were incurring a problem of these planetary proportions when they went for fossil fueled power. So this was an ecosystem restoration project in order to deal with ecosystems, biodiversity, and livelyhood. But what we have said repetedly over the years in UNEP is that we must look at climate change and ecosystem loss in a connected way. In a systems perspective. Nature has perfected a process of carbon capture and storage over millions of years, in forrests, in peak lands, and in the oceans. Ecosystem stabilisation and restoration is part of dealing with carbon emissions and climate change, but it is also invested in the foundation of a productive landscape,' UNEP Executive Director Achim Steiner explains.

Do you see the possibility, if making more development projects like this, that it will make China budge on the coal production and CO2 emissions?

'Not just China, every country can learn from these projects and should do more of them. I do not believe that China is by any means the only country that requires more investment in this,' Achim Steiner rounds up his argument about a comprehensive systems view.

So paradoxically sustainability is about more than looking into the weather report for answers. But rather taking an overall view on ecosystems, biodiversity, climate, food production, and livelyhood altogether. And they thought that COP15 was to be a quick fix!

High and Deep, Wide and Narrow Debates

Candle Lit And Friendly Display of Opinion

Sunday, 13 December 2009

Peace, Love - and Circus


Parliament-COP15 Conference Demonstration

Saturday around noon a major demonstration started as little NGO groups slowly forming and making their trail through the pedestrian streets of Copenhagen. Among them Mellemfolkeligt Samvirke (MS ActionAid) with red ballons - of course. Their demand was simple: Rich countries - pay your climate debt! Because the developing countries are hit the hardest with the effects of climate change.


The groups later gathered in huge numbers at the parliament building of Christiansborg. Estimates varied from the police to the organizers, from 50.000 to 100.000 people. One thing is certain, the parliament area - and beyond the canals - was jampacked with colourful people, banners, balloons, and protest signs.

Among speakers to make contributions were Social Democrat leader Helle Thorning-Schmidt (A) and Danish-Peruvian model Helena Christensen. Sending a message to the negotiators at Bella Centre during the COP15 conference to seal a binding deal.

Climate Activists At Large


Friday morning a demonstration had been arranged under the 'Don't buy the lie' slogan against the official COP15 arrangements in Bella Center - for doing too little in effect to combat climate change. It had been announced to take off from a central square in Copenhagen.

Demonstrators carried emblems to show their intent, here shown with a green ribbon for global initiatives and ecological climate solutions, and a red ribbon to mark a social radical change and demand corporate globalisation.


The demonstrators were divided into four groups: One to make noise, one to make banners and graffiti, one to occupy divers private companies considered to be particular climate sinners, and one last group to distract the police. And flyers were distributed with the route starting at Nytorv moving to Rådhuspladsen (City Hall Square), further to Forum on the other side of the lakes. But they never got further on their 15 point trail through Copenhagen, among them to Shell, Mærsk, and Bella Center (the COP15 conference centre).




As the police officer in charge noted, it hadn't been properly and formerly announced. So the police were there in great numbers to follow the moves of the couple of hundred demonstrators. The ambience was more or less like it is during the annual carnival, with drums, percussion, and shouts in unison. Nevertheless the police ended up arresting 75 demonstrators, of which 62 were visiting foreigners mostly from England, Germany, France, Austria, and Norway. The demonstrators were diffused by policemen prepared for combat, and the demonstration was dissolved at 13:30/1:30 PM.

Thursday, 10 December 2009

Come To Copenhagen!

If you want to experience the interactive Globe and all of the COP15 events and exhibitions during Hopenhagen Live! - come to Copenhagen now, before 18th December, and join the interactive campaign where it happens.

For further information about the Globe in Copenhagen, please see CEO James Lanier explain, see the Globe spin, and read about the interactive campaign here:
The World in a Giant Globe in Copenhagen - Global Observatory
http://paradoxicalnews.blogspot.com/2009/12/globe-update-part-three.html

Peace, Love, And Understanding!

Peace, love, and understanding! Why spend energy demonstrating against Obama, when the frustrations really belong somewhere else? Virtual or real live demonstrations, give the bridge builders a chance: Think and act positive! Please see: http://paradoxicalnews.blogspot.com/2009/12/rent-mob.html

Globe Update - Part Three

Last night at City Hall Square in Copenhagen the Globe to mark the Hopenhagen Live! alternative arrangements during COP15, had passed the 12 million mark of incoming text messages to support a virtual demonstration to put a pressure on world leaders to combat climate change effects.

And the little green pins to mark these text messages keep coming in. Dial the word Globe to 1231 in Denmark. And the same word in the text internationally to +45 2762 2222 to participate and make the demonstrations candle lit, positive, peaceful, and constructive - please see: http://paradoxicalnews.blogspot.com/2009/12/rent-mob.html

Rent A Mob

At the World Business Summit on Climate Change this spring, I met the wonderful NGO-representative Moira from Australia. We talked about events that always seemed to follow major summits anywhere in the world - the demonstrations and protests. And one of her points was, that if there are local protesters, they will always multiply in numbers, because they call on others from neighbouring countries to join and make the protests even bigger, louder, and - often - more violent. The so-called Rent A Mob phenomenon.

That got me thinking. Tomorrow during the COP15 climate summit demonstrations are announced to take place to/from three different routes in Copenhagen. Some carrying torches. One group demonstration under the banner of Civil Disobediance. And these past few days the police has seized groups and confiscated instruments potentially used for violent protests. So what will happen tomorrow during the demonstrations? Will the civil disobediance be violent? Or will it live up to its original Gandhian meaning and intent of being a peaceful display of opinion?

Paradoxical News would love to be able to spend the text message income from the Globe at City Hall Square in Copenhagen, designated for a virtual demonstration. PN would like to Rent A Mob to show peaceful intent, carrying torches, candle lights, music. And to display a positive, constructive attitude. We have seen this happen many times over in Copenhagen. Please show up in full. And please win over the violence!

For further information about the virtual demonstration and the Globe, please see:
http://paradoxicalnews.blogspot.com/2009/12/global-update-part-two.html

Meta-Comment No. 14

FYI. The dire straits are no recent events. It didn't 'just' start two-three years ago. The pressure was beginning to get the hardest more than eight years ago. So the game is not new. Hence, the original PN status of the current situation from two years ago sounded: It appears that no matter what I do, I can't get through. But I still have to get through.

Do people in the PN readership ever consider that they only get half the version - if that! - of what has happened to the editor-in-chief during more than eight years? Here's just a small excerpt from the list (no tears or bitterness, just stating simple facts FYI):

  • Lost a job and have been completely unable to get another for more than eight years, no matter what the efforts have been (never had longer periods without a job, most of the time had several jobs simultaneously, and never problems getting jobs before 2001)
  • Have complied with all of the requirements in seeking jobs
  • Had to close down a entrepreneurial company - one of the ways to keep busy and make it happen
  • Tried all leads in the freelance area, unable to get jobs and projects that actually provide income to live off
  • Lost all savings spent to live off and to search new opportunities
  • Lost entire retirement plan and savings in the same quest
  • Lost private home because unable to pay
  • Lost co-operative housing association flat and all the value attached to it
  • Have been unable to find new home, because there's always a block, no matter what the effort
  • For six months without a permanent base, having to keep moving around with no basic own things around
  • In NY having to move hotels on a daily basis, having to spend half of most days trying to get accomodation elsewhere, instead of being able to fully enjoy events and options
  • Tried all possible contacts, people, friends to help out all along
  • Lost contact with many people, because a person after losing everything is 'no fun' to be around
  • Tried all leads and hints for journalistic stories, but no answers during these efforts (e.g. did try one 'major story lead' in August a zillion times, but no answer on the phone)
  • Had to close down several computers, because they through more than eight years have been infected by trojans, spy mails, spyware - and on the fourth computer now (also infested)
  • A bit difficult to apply for jobs and call people, when both computer and phone lines are infested
  • E.g. met an editor-in-chief of major Danish newspaper at an event recently, and he had never heard of the person who answerred my mails to him (this has happened several times over)
  • Everytime the PN editor tries to move into the network and the favourite direction where life, humanity, freedom, and tolerance is - the pressure only rises from the other side, with more destruction in terms of basic living conditions (food, home, income, etc)
  • Have tried all leads for the major events during this and the past years, but with the consequence of always being stopped by similar blocks in basic living conditions at the same time
  • Have lost one third of body weight from the normal, standard and average level (this I am told, is a serious alarm signal), because basic food consumption is impossible without an income
  • At every attempt at doctor's appointment (for the sake of basic health), it turns out impossible
  • At every attempt at getting housing throught public assistance, it is denied
  • At every attempt at getting computer research aid (through police or elsewhere), it is denied
  • At every attempt at getting legal counsel, it is denied (or being referred to people - who on investigation are not even lawyers or judicial persons)
  • Though trying to keep in contact with friends and aquaintances, they are somehow always 'busy' elsewhere

Now, in you own fair and considered mind - would YOU be able to keep up the good spirit and a sense of humour? Would you still - after such and extended stress period of more than eight years - be able to go to town with an empty pocket, thinking 'I'm going to enjoy myself tonight?' Breaking down several times over in August. Without home, income, friends, close people, social life, job, basic food supply, health - basically living the life of a refugee in your own country - would YOU be able to go around happy-go-lucky, meanwhile being blamed for never doing the right things? Really?

PN would like to see those people, who could actually handle all of the above things at one and the same time, and still keep up trying. For more than eight years without a stop. Still keeping up the good spirit and with a smile. Or a humouristic sense writing PN. And PN is looking forward to seeing all of the above happen to people and friends the closest - just for a test. To see how it goes after more than eight years of the above. While we are waiting to see that test, PN will continue to produce paradoxical news. Tongue-in-cheek of course! Paradoxically, tragedy and humour have always been strange bed fellows.