As the year 2009 is running towards a close, and the decade is about to turn into a new one, the editor-in-chief of Paradoxical News would like to thank every follower of PN. And in particular the PN network, without the help and guidance of which nothing would have been possible. With a blurred vision, but not tone deaf, the editor-in-chief may have been preoccupied with other matters and crises to attend to. Still, 2009 has been a fairy tale ride. Don't believe for a second that it has gone by unnoticed. Thank you, I wish you all the very best. Happy New Year!Thursday, 31 December 2009
Happy New Year!
As the year 2009 is running towards a close, and the decade is about to turn into a new one, the editor-in-chief of Paradoxical News would like to thank every follower of PN. And in particular the PN network, without the help and guidance of which nothing would have been possible. With a blurred vision, but not tone deaf, the editor-in-chief may have been preoccupied with other matters and crises to attend to. Still, 2009 has been a fairy tale ride. Don't believe for a second that it has gone by unnoticed. Thank you, I wish you all the very best. Happy New Year!Thursday, 24 December 2009
Happy Holidays!
Paradoxical News would like to wish all readers, supporters, and friends of the niche publication the best possible holidays. No matter what the current circumstances - and whether it be in the nest of the family, with friends, alone, or on the job. With heart and warmth. Hope to see your smiling faces soon! Sunday, 20 December 2009
COP15 Deal According To Sarkozy
’Monsieur le President!,’ the French journalists initiate their questions. The time is well after half past ten PM on Friday, and they have been waiting patiently in the conference hall at Hotel Crown Plaza for more than half an hour for Nicolas Sarkozy to arrive and present the results of the negotiations for COP15 at Bella Center in Copenhagen. ’Angela Merkel, Gordon Brown and I have met about twenty times to clarify our positions. With 192 nations present it has been difficult,’ Nicolas Sarkozy elaborates about the negotiations in Bella Center during the past few days, where he also spoke with Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama several times.
’G20 can make decisions. But today we have had a crisis and a complete block. When you can't vote on anything, how are you to make decisions? There have been several countries with enormous power, because they know that when you can't reach a consensus, you can't make a decision. We have had a situation, where for instance the ambassador of Sudan has spoken on par with the American president and kansler Merkel. They haven't been on the same political level and with the same capacity for making decisions. This system has caused the collapse. So the system needs to be changed,’ the French president states his opinion.
At the press conference mainly comprising the French press, Nicolas Sarkozy was confronted with critical questions from the journalists. Among them one question was, if this wasn't simply a voluntary, political accord with no real legally binding engagements. Sarkozy replies:
’No the accord isn't voluntary, since the figures of each country will be published and attached as an annex to the accord. So the figures oblige politically. Second, there is an obligation to implement the accord about the precise figures into the national legislation. Each country is obliged to deliver the figures of their individual reduction objectives immediately. Not in 2020, but immediately. And each country is obliged to publish their reductions annually, so that inspections can verify them.’
Next stops: New York, Bonn, and Mexico:
PN confronted Nicolas Sarkozy with the question of an international legally binding deal for all countries.
’We didn't manage to agree upon a legally binding deal in Copenhagen. And I don't know how we should have prepared an actual treaty. Ban Ki-moon will preside the efforts to prepare a treaty from the month of September in New York. A deal of more than a hundred pages. So there's first this political accord in Copenhagen. Then both Europe and the United States want to turn the political accord into a treaty. Therefore France insists on a mid-way summit in Bonn. The political accord should lead to a treaty to be realized in Mexico next year. This treaty should include both China and India,’ the French president explains about the outlook for climate negotiations in 2010.
Paradoxically, it will take the Conference of The Parties (COP) a whole series of world wide travels and a huge amount of CO2 emissions in order to stop the CO2 emissions.
Counter-Capitalist Climate Coalition
Capitalism is the one major climate sinner, and all ills of the globe could be cured, if it weren't for the capitalists. This reading of the world according to Hugo Chavez, President of Venezuela.
In a show case press conference during the COP15 climate summit at Bella Center Chavez showed up on Friday afternoon, supported by a panel of Bolivian President Evo Morales, and representatives from the Nicaraguan, Cuban, and Ecuadorian governments. All representing Communist and Socialist countries. Or what you might call a counter-capitalist climate coalition. From Chavez to Morales the conclusions were absolutely clear: to combat climate change it would take a radical change of the capitalist economies. The argument was deforrestation by - Capitalist - international companies. And the remedy was a - Socialist - revolution.Paradoxical News was once again paradoxed - isn't China (and formerly the Soviet Union and its heavy industry model in developing countries) among the heavy polluting countries with heavy industry, coal firing, and the highest CO2 emissions? And so asked Hugo Chavez, but was immediately knocked out by numbers:
'You can't compare these countries. China has a population of 1,4 billion inhabitants, and the United States about 300 millions,' Chavez rebuffed PN, albeit in the most charming way (China population 1,334,790,000, and USA 308,188,000, according to Chinese and US Official Population clocks as of December 2009).
The logic being - if you outweigh others by numbers, you're simply not responsible. In particular if you're a Socialist nation, as the argument went. A follow up to his rebuff was complicated by a Teflon-like surface that repelled counter-questioning, and a swift moving on through the press crowd. In the most charming way, of course.
COP15 At Bella Center
Achim Steiner appeared in the documentary film Hope In A Changing Climate by John D. Liu, film maker, environmental educator, writer, and speaker. Paradoxical News viewed the film on Thursday 17th in Copenhagen, presented by The Environmental Education Media Project/EEMP.
And on Friday at COP15 in Bella Center PN took the chance to ask Steiner about the various development programmes which included a reconstruction and development of the Loess Plateau earth terraces in China for the sustainability of the local population.
But how will projects like these make up for the coal production and CO2 emissions of China?
'This project was not necessarily intended to compensate for that. And let us remember that most countries did not know that they were incurring a problem of these planetary proportions when they went for fossil fueled power. So this was an ecosystem restoration project in order to deal with ecosystems, biodiversity, and livelyhood. But what we have said repetedly over the years in UNEP is that we must look at climate change and ecosystem loss in a connected way. In a systems perspective. Nature has perfected a process of carbon capture and storage over millions of years, in forrests, in peak lands, and in the oceans. Ecosystem stabilisation and restoration is part of dealing with carbon emissions and climate change, but it is also invested in the foundation of a productive landscape,' UNEP Executive Director Achim Steiner explains.
Do you see the possibility, if making more development projects like this, that it will make China budge on the coal production and CO2 emissions?
'Not just China, every country can learn from these projects and should do more of them. I do not believe that China is by any means the only country that requires more investment in this,' Achim Steiner rounds up his argument about a comprehensive systems view.
So paradoxically sustainability is about more than looking into the weather report for answers. But rather taking an overall view on ecosystems, biodiversity, climate, food production, and livelyhood altogether. And they thought that COP15 was to be a quick fix!
Sunday, 13 December 2009
Parliament-COP15 Conference Demonstration
Saturday around noon a major demonstration started as little NGO groups slowly forming and making their trail through the pedestrian streets of Copenhagen. Among them Mellemfolkeligt Samvirke (MS ActionAid) with red ballons - of course. Their demand was simple: Rich countries - pay your climate debt! Because the developing countries are hit the hardest with the effects of climate change.
The groups later gathered in huge numbers at the parliament building of Christiansborg. Estimates varied from the police to the organizers, from 50.000 to 100.000 people. One thing is certain, the parliament area - and beyond the canals - was jampacked with colourful people, banners, balloons, and protest signs.
Climate Activists At Large
Friday morning a demonstration had been arranged under the 'Don't buy the lie' slogan against the official COP15 arrangements in Bella Center - for doing too little in effect to combat climate change. It had been announced to take off from a central square in Copenhagen.
Demonstrators carried emblems to show their intent, here shown with a green ribbon for global initiatives and ecological climate solutions, and a red ribbon to mark a social radical change and demand corporate globalisation.
The demonstrators were divided into four groups: One to make noise, one to make banners and graffiti, one to occupy divers private companies considered to be particular climate sinners, and one last group to distract the police. And flyers were distributed with the route starting at Nytorv moving to Rådhuspladsen (City Hall Square), further to Forum on the other side of the lakes. But they never got further on their 15 point trail through Copenhagen, among them to Shell, Mærsk, and Bella Center (the COP15 conference centre).
As the police officer in charge noted, it hadn't been properly and formerly announced. So the police were there in great numbers to follow the moves of the couple of hundred demonstrators. The ambience was more or less like it is during the annual carnival, with drums, percussion, and shouts in unison. Nevertheless the police ended up arresting 75 demonstrators, of which 62 were visiting foreigners mostly from England, Germany, France, Austria, and Norway. The demonstrators were diffused by policemen prepared for combat, and the demonstration was dissolved at 13:30/1:30 PM.
Thursday, 10 December 2009
Come To Copenhagen!
For further information about the Globe in Copenhagen, please see CEO James Lanier explain, see the Globe spin, and read about the interactive campaign here:
The World in a Giant Globe in Copenhagen - Global Observatory
http://paradoxicalnews.blogspot.com/2009/12/globe-update-part-three.html
Peace, Love, And Understanding!
Peace, love, and understanding! Why spend energy demonstrating against Obama, when the frustrations really belong somewhere else? Virtual or real live demonstrations, give the bridge builders a chance: Think and act positive! Please see: http://paradoxicalnews.blogspot.com/2009/12/rent-mob.html Globe Update - Part Three
And the little green pins to mark these text messages keep coming in. Dial the word Globe to 1231 in Denmark. And the same word in the text internationally to +45 2762 2222 to participate and make the demonstrations candle lit, positive, peaceful, and constructive - please see: http://paradoxicalnews.blogspot.com/2009/12/rent-mob.html
Rent A Mob
That got me thinking. Tomorrow during the COP15 climate summit demonstrations are announced to take place to/from three different routes in Copenhagen. Some carrying torches. One group demonstration under the banner of Civil Disobediance. And these past few days the police has seized groups and confiscated instruments potentially used for violent protests. So what will happen tomorrow during the demonstrations? Will the civil disobediance be violent? Or will it live up to its original Gandhian meaning and intent of being a peaceful display of opinion?
Paradoxical News would love to be able to spend the text message income from the Globe at City Hall Square in Copenhagen, designated for a virtual demonstration. PN would like to Rent A Mob to show peaceful intent, carrying torches, candle lights, music. And to display a positive, constructive attitude. We have seen this happen many times over in Copenhagen. Please show up in full. And please win over the violence!
For further information about the virtual demonstration and the Globe, please see:
http://paradoxicalnews.blogspot.com/2009/12/global-update-part-two.html
Meta-Comment No. 14
Do people in the PN readership ever consider that they only get half the version - if that! - of what has happened to the editor-in-chief during more than eight years? Here's just a small excerpt from the list (no tears or bitterness, just stating simple facts FYI):
- Lost a job and have been completely unable to get another for more than eight years, no matter what the efforts have been (never had longer periods without a job, most of the time had several jobs simultaneously, and never problems getting jobs before 2001)
- Have complied with all of the requirements in seeking jobs
- Had to close down a entrepreneurial company - one of the ways to keep busy and make it happen
- Tried all leads in the freelance area, unable to get jobs and projects that actually provide income to live off
- Lost all savings spent to live off and to search new opportunities
- Lost entire retirement plan and savings in the same quest
- Lost private home because unable to pay
- Lost co-operative housing association flat and all the value attached to it
- Have been unable to find new home, because there's always a block, no matter what the effort
- For six months without a permanent base, having to keep moving around with no basic own things around
- In NY having to move hotels on a daily basis, having to spend half of most days trying to get accomodation elsewhere, instead of being able to fully enjoy events and options
- Tried all possible contacts, people, friends to help out all along
- Lost contact with many people, because a person after losing everything is 'no fun' to be around
- Tried all leads and hints for journalistic stories, but no answers during these efforts (e.g. did try one 'major story lead' in August a zillion times, but no answer on the phone)
- Had to close down several computers, because they through more than eight years have been infected by trojans, spy mails, spyware - and on the fourth computer now (also infested)
- A bit difficult to apply for jobs and call people, when both computer and phone lines are infested
- E.g. met an editor-in-chief of major Danish newspaper at an event recently, and he had never heard of the person who answerred my mails to him (this has happened several times over)
- Everytime the PN editor tries to move into the network and the favourite direction where life, humanity, freedom, and tolerance is - the pressure only rises from the other side, with more destruction in terms of basic living conditions (food, home, income, etc)
- Have tried all leads for the major events during this and the past years, but with the consequence of always being stopped by similar blocks in basic living conditions at the same time
- Have lost one third of body weight from the normal, standard and average level (this I am told, is a serious alarm signal), because basic food consumption is impossible without an income
- At every attempt at doctor's appointment (for the sake of basic health), it turns out impossible
- At every attempt at getting housing throught public assistance, it is denied
- At every attempt at getting computer research aid (through police or elsewhere), it is denied
- At every attempt at getting legal counsel, it is denied (or being referred to people - who on investigation are not even lawyers or judicial persons)
- Though trying to keep in contact with friends and aquaintances, they are somehow always 'busy' elsewhere
Now, in you own fair and considered mind - would YOU be able to keep up the good spirit and a sense of humour? Would you still - after such and extended stress period of more than eight years - be able to go to town with an empty pocket, thinking 'I'm going to enjoy myself tonight?' Breaking down several times over in August. Without home, income, friends, close people, social life, job, basic food supply, health - basically living the life of a refugee in your own country - would YOU be able to go around happy-go-lucky, meanwhile being blamed for never doing the right things? Really?
PN would like to see those people, who could actually handle all of the above things at one and the same time, and still keep up trying. For more than eight years without a stop. Still keeping up the good spirit and with a smile. Or a humouristic sense writing PN. And PN is looking forward to seeing all of the above happen to people and friends the closest - just for a test. To see how it goes after more than eight years of the above. While we are waiting to see that test, PN will continue to produce paradoxical news. Tongue-in-cheek of course! Paradoxically, tragedy and humour have always been strange bed fellows.
Wednesday, 9 December 2009
Cut Up Poetry
Authors and poets Christian Bjoljahn, Mette Moestrup, and Lars Bukdahl had turned one pavillion on City Hall Square into a Cut Up Poetry salon today during the Hopenhagen Live! cultural events. In the most loyal support to the recycling efforts to save the global climate.
With a pot of freshly cut, crude words, scissors, glue, and imagination at free play they cut up words and sentences from old poems, newspapers, encyclopedia, and excerpts from the Kyoto protocol on climate from 1997 they invited visitors to recycle words and turn them into new poems. In the very best David Bowie song writing tradition.Bend The Trend Performance
Last night I attended one of the cultural events during the COP15 summit on Kongens Nytorv in Copenhagen. French climber Antoine Le Menestrel made a symbolic climb from the top of the French embassy to the top of the neighbouring European Environment Agency/EEA. During this very impressive climb show he made his artistic contribution in order to Bend The Trend (of continued CO2 emissions and global warming) by manually bending a lightened curve on a graphic mural display.
And it became clear why he started at the top: he figuratively started at the top of the curve, bent it, and took it down to the level of the maximum rise of two degrees celsius, to be the end result and the deal sealed at the end of COP15. If only we could see world leaders hang from a wire in a girdle and do the same magic trick! Well, maybe next week we will see that.
For further information, please see:
Tuesday, 8 December 2009
Global Update - Part Two
The globe is lit and interactive every day from 7th to 18th December, from 4PM-09AM (Danish time zone, GMT+1). Join the party, text or call to put your own little green pin on the Hopenhagen Live! interactive globe - and make the party even bigger!
Hopenhagen Live!

Sunday, 6 December 2009
Global Warning From The Melting Pot
One day during his travels photographer Mark Edwards was walking in a barren desert in the heat of day. A nomad came up to him and asked if he wanted some tea. He then knocked two sticks together and created fire to make him some tea. Right then and there out of his recorder sounded Bob Dylan's A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall. And with a little help and goodwill from Dylan himself this later became the title of Mark Edward's photo exhibition accompanied by the Dylan song.At the opening was also, Klaus Bondam, Mayor of Technology and Environment in Copenhagen, and Achim Steiner, UN Under-Secretary General and Executive Director of the Environment Programme. The Seal the Deal supporting signatures will be handed over to the COP with recordings and photographs from people all over the world stored in a silver globe.
'It will be handed over in a symbolic gesture to the Conference of the Parties [COP]. Over a hundred heads over states are now coming, and I think it is partly because of this. People have expectations of their leaders, and these signatures is just one way of expressing the feeling, that we must act now on climate change,' Achim Steiner said.Hopefully they will. Since this is what will happen, if not:
Alison Gannett from Colorado, USA, was at the opening in Copenhagen with a global warning to signal the urgent need for fighting global warming. She is an extreme ski enthusiast, and just finished a walk from London to Brussels with her skis on her back under the motto of Save Our Snow.
And on one of the squares in Copenhagen a melting polar bear gives symbolic witness to the effects of global warming. If these things will not give a global warning to world leaders for the upcoming COP15, what will?Thursday, 3 December 2009
You Must Say Thank You!
According to Henning Larsen and his new book entitled after those very words, the words were spoken in order to set things straight between the two men - as to who was in charge. And as an old saying goes - he who pays for the music, decides the repertoire. And that led to conflicts between the powerful business man and the architect about the architectonic details - almost all of the details, according to Henning Larsen. Mr. Møller's view was quoted by his personal assistant in the newspaper of Weekendavisen, that he saw no conflict, but was very happy with the building.www.g.dk/bog/de-skal-sige-tak!-henning-larsen_9788770557832
Please see the THX Alternative Award Speech list below:
http://paradoxicalnews.blogspot.com/2008/10/award-speech.html
Bridge Building Act
US Health Care Paradox: It should be smooth sailing for health care in America after Obama's proclamation to send more troops to Afghanistan this week. Why? Because he is building bridges. If the Republicans at West Point and in the two houses aren't satisfied with the presidential strategy by now, they would gain from looking up the word democracy at their first convenience. Obama has delivered his part to satisfy Republicans. He provides more troops to further secure the troops already in Afghanistan - in order to resolve the situation faster. Now it would suit Republicans to give back for what they got. So if Republicans aren't politically tone deaf (and they shouldn't be), Obama's Health Care Reform becomes a reality before the end of this month. PN predicts that Republicans with both heart and head will vote for the reform plan, as well as the dissatisfied Democrats with both heart and head. This is the logic of the constant democratic balance act and the inevitable political trade-off, negotiated in any democracy: If you endanger the lives of troops abroad (though now more secure than before) - you must secure lives at home so much more. Votes will determine that. There will be no Jacksonian - without a share of Jeffersonian to balance it. WETHEPEOPLE will ensure that.
Tuesday, 1 December 2009
Happy Jacksonian!
Obama will send another 30.000 troops for now. Because the threat of terror still hasn't diminished. But with American protests at home over loss of US troops - for how long will Obama choose to uphold security in the country with no limits for the US presence? Will he set the expected fixed date and present his exit strategy? Or will he speak up for peace, love, and understanding?
This is just another presidential dilemma. A dilemma of weighing different political issues and strategies against one another. Health care and economy at home. Climate and trade in a broader world perspective. And above them all hover American security issues. Obama is simply forced to a shift in presidential roles; from the Hamiltonian (international trade and negotiation), Wilsonian (develop democracies worldwide), and Jeffersonian (freedom and security at home) roles into the Jacksonian (protect US interests by force if necessary) presidential role. Please read the Walter Russell Mead analysis in the link below. Obama has to satisfy the two houses, the American public, the media, and the rest of the world - at the same time - while American interests are threatened. Like George W. Bush had to before him in the Iraq war, Clinton in the Balkan war, and George Bush Senior in Iraq as well.
Paradoxical News predicts that Obama will prevail, although moving in on the Jacksonian. And he will do so in a killer speech. Leaving no doubt about his decisiveness. But with a little bit of Hamiltonian, a little bit of Wilsonian, and a little bit of Jeffersonian in the mix. It's just his balancing his presidential role at play we are witnessing. Happy Jacksonian, Obama!
For further information, please see:
http://paradoxicalnews.blogspot.com/2009/07/walter-russell-mead-in-town.html
http://paradoxicalnews.blogspot.com/2009/11/liberal-national-congress_25.html







