Missing Andersen

I'm sorry to interrupt you to bring a short missing person announcement in the midst of the holidays: It's Mr. Andersen, aka Pontifex Maximus, a six feet tall male in his prime age. His occupation is travel guiding, bridge building, and tongue-in-cheek speaking - when not speaking his first language of Turbo-Chaotic. Special marks: razor-edged shirt sleeves. He was last seen too long ago. If you have any information leading to him, please contact the editor of Paradoxical News as soon as possible.